For those that are interested....

If you want to ring in the New Year at Grown Folks, here is your itinerary:

The Queen has crowned her....QUEEN?!?!?

Well, apparently after many years of speculation, the rumors have finally been confirmed: Queen Latifah believes in U.N.I.T.Y. -- with the ladies. Her personal trainer (pictured above), Jeanette Jenkins has confirmed that the two were, uh, ARE, indeed lovers and have been for four years now. I will let that marinate people. Are we really suprised? She played the role of 'Cleo' a little too suspect to me in "Set It Off"...I'm just sayin. Besides, if you have the ability to have a PERSONAL TRAINER for FOUR YEARS and you still snackin on ding-dong's and ho-ho's with little definition in the tricep area, what are yall really doin during these sessions???

Movie of the Week

PLOT: Chris Gardner is a family man struggling to make ends meet. Despite his valiant attempts to help keep the family afloat, the mother of his five-year-old son Christopher is buckling under the constant strain of financial pressure. No longer able to cope, she reluctantly decides to leave. Chris, now a single father, continues to doggedly pursue a better-paying job using every sales skill he knows. Without a financial cushion, Chris and his son are soon evicted from their apartment and forced to sleep in shelters, bus stations, bathrooms or wherever they can find refuge for the night. Despite his troubles, Chris continues to honor his commitment as a loving and caring father, using the affection and trust his son has placed in him as an impetus to overcome the obstacles he faces.

**DECEMBER 15TH!! THIS FRIDAY!! WHOOT WHOOT!**

Ok, I could barely post this without reachin for my Puffs! I ain't gonna be NO GOOD on Friday! I have been waiting for this movie ever since I saw the 'coming soon' previews months ago in the theatre. With all the publicity this film has gotten over the past few weeks, it is sure to be a hit (Will never dissapoints - and that cutie pie of a son!).

First Friday's 1 Year Anniversary Fashion Review

Well, well well. I must say despite the ridiculously long wait to get a drink, NO COAT CHECK (in the middle of winter we have to carry our coats/hats around the hot-ass club), and an increase in the cover -- from $10 to $15 -- I would say the event was a success. After last month's flop at the Holiday Inn, we were debating on whether or not to even bother showing up for "the event was so huge it had to be moved to a Saturday!"...but we sucked it up, buttoned up and headed out. Nice crowd, good music, and hopes for the next one...until we found out it was gonna be at GROWN FOLKS. Well, I guess if you're not there by 10:32, you won't get in considering its the size of my Big-momma's living room - the one we're only allowed in on Christmas. Really Ambiance? Grown Folks??? **Sigh**...its not too late to rebuke that, ya know...

On to the fashion....

Ok, I'm not mad at the sistah on the right for gettin HER look together despite the obvious..

(**clears throat**) Ahem, attention, attention: THIS, my friends, a 'Top Model' does not make. Please gag us with this pearly mess of a tie before you wear it again. AND IS THAT A CAMEL TOE I SEE?!?!?!

Janedoe: I must say looking at this outfit gave me flashbacks of the last Chippendale show I went to.

Dammit, if the valet was outside where she was supposed to be I wouldn't have had to park so dam far away!

Ok, we see you with the shout out to the eighties! Please give a lesson to 'Pearly Tie & Cufflinks' above on how to administer a throwback look. F*kn fabulous.

Janedoe: Is that Velvet?!

There was some disagreements about this one. Several. One issue: Unless you're in a girl band, you shouldn't be dressing this much in unison. And more importantly, which one of these grown ass women made the call suggesting the same color palette?!? But, nevertheless, since we are not haters here at the Juicespot- for Sextuplets, they look very polished and fab.

This ensemble is completely unfalttering on her. And don't even get me started on the horrendous boots I had to look at all night. Cute hair though!

Janedoe: Red is such an elegant color, especially around the holidays. I really like that red quilted bag!

Dam. **sigh** If you're gonna wear a DIOR necklace out in public, please up the fabness. This is just not right. (...going to lie down for awhile in hopes this is all a bad dream...)

Janedoe: I am all for "au naturale" for a daytime look when you are out shopping, etc. but maybe this girl should've dipped that pinky in some concealer before she left out the house!

These girls always get it right! (ok -- except for that dam tie. TIES ARE NOT THE HOTNESS PEOPLE. It just makes you look like you forgot to take it off when you left work...mental note peeps)

Janedoe: These ladies definitely studied their fashion books, as "purple" is one of the hottest colors this season!

**I would just like to add to this, there was a superb usage of PURPLE this weekend on a chick with a black sweater dress & hot black booties. She jazzed it up with purple tights. We saw you! 2 thumbs up!!**

Janedoe: This guy ...

(a) Hasn't been out the house since this time last year.

(b) was told by his doctor that he only had 3 more days to live, so he was enjoying his last hours of life.

(c) was trying to win "the obnoxious guy of the evening" award

or,

(d) is doing an advertisement for Orbitz gum (note the big glob on the right side of his jaw) & is relaying to us that his fresh breath copped him TWO numbers from hot guys at the bar

Janedoe: I noticed that he is wearing a wedding ring..what woman in her right mind would put up with this guy?! But judging by this photo, is that the spouse that he's cuddled up with? By the way, is that AKON?!


Janedoe: He just had to ruin a good photo op! Yes, we see you behind all that fur! Security!please keep this guy away from future events! He is scaring everyone with his erratic behavior!

Ok, now this was all too funny. Hopefully this reaches everyone in good humor as well. If not, feel free to click the 'x' in ya upper right hand corner! Stay tuned for more.....